G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

A warning to all new or future moms: It Is Not G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S!
Aside from the newborn peeing or pooing on you...you stick your finger in it...you can step in it if its on the floor...babies eat it...
In the movie Baby Mama you think a mom might be tasting it, though it turns out to be chocolate.
Ok so today I hit a new low. I sniffed it. It smelled so strong, that I thought the pants might be dirty, but they're brown so I gave it the ol' sniff test you imagine single guys doing to dirty shirts found on the floor. Wow my life is sad. What's my next low point to be? Tune in soon!