Meat Chickens

My favorite homemade sign is back! MEAT CHICKENS for Sale! I just have to ask...As opposed to what?

Potty Training

I *hate* potty training. Its the devil's work. Seriously! Start with a toddler who *always* asks why. Follow it up by trying to get that one onto the toilet before he does anything. Nice thought. What happens is as follows: Diaper off, child takes at least 5 mins to prep the toilet himself and redo it for good measure. Child scratches butt which is poopy, now on hands. Hands touch toilet and other parts of body. Poo is now everywhere. Clean-up ensues. While throwing away disinfectant wipes, child pees 2 gallons on the floor. Shower, screaming, find missed poo on child, now under fingernails. "Why?" is the music you clean and cry to. = Devil's Work!